*Look at the new car*

 

Nikita: Oh... my...

Pavel: You like it?

 

*You have shocked eyes*

 

Nikita: That's why you were gone for three hours... but how!?

Pavel: I figured we needed a car, and when I saw the place's selection I just thought I'd have some fun.

 

*Pavel winks*

 

*Think for a moment*

 

*Cover your mouth with your hand*

 

Nikita: YESSSSS!

Pavel: The Volkovs... are going to leave their mark on this earth...

IN STYLE!

Nikita: How much horsepower?

Pavel: Well, I couldn't just get the standard one, I got the amped-up 12 cylinder engine. We're looking at around 1,000 horsepower.

Nikita: Now that's a car.

Pavel: Yes, brother... now this is a car.

Nikita: I can't wait to take it for a spin!

Pavel: Honestly, it felt like a spaceship when I drove it here.

Nikita: Wait, how did you pay for this?

Pavel: Well... I paid in cash.

Nikita: Cash? The dealership didn't ask for anything more than that?

Pavel: I made a friend a while back at the nightclub.

Nikita: Do I know this guy?

Pavel: No, you were ordering a drink, but this guy... liked me.

Nikita: Wait, what??? Explain.

Pavel: He was into me, and well, he was also rich, and so are we...

Nikita: Um... okay, so what else?

Pavel: Yeah, so I went over there and I bought his car from him.

Nikita: What!? He just sold you his car!?

Pavel: No, I had to have dinner with him and play golf. He's incredibly lonely.