Love was once such an easy thing.

We don't know anything about 1926.

Can you help us?

The Holder of Custody

Part of the 1926 Investigation

REMAINS OF A NOTE FOUND AT THE SCENE OF A MURDER FOUND BY POLICE:

For this trial, you'll nee—iend that you're close with.

Walk up to the lady friend and say, "I love you!" Make sure the la—ionship.

If you played your cards ri—ind another woman who isn't a stupID BITHC THA—RAID TO BE HAPPY!@!

ahem

Sorr—ere was I?

Oh y—anyway, go out for a while. Main—lationship for a year. This is easier said than —se that dumb whore will get on your case for everything.

"WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE THE TOI—our way? "YOU FORGOT OUR ANNIVER—hat? WHO CELEBRATES AN ANNIVERSAR—NTHS? YOU'RE SUCH A—y you stuff! You don—er loved me!

AH—HHHH—HHH—

okay

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okay

Okay.

I'm calm now.

So if yo—robably wasn't the right girl. Then ag—ver going to find a good w—oing to find one—rable.

So then one day, if yo—ugh a whole year. This is y—ever. Give—ing ring as your anni—r to marry you.

If s— great!

If she s—HOLE YEA—ME UGLY DU—TITUTE HAH—O BE YOU

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B—l—rong. THAT—CH —ST— OF— M—'S —UL—! — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — USTOR— —OT A CHILD MOL—LICE SH—ES SHE—ES

SHE— LIAR

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AHH—H— — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — —ERVED CUSTODY!!!!

you know

she was once Object 1926 of 2538

she is no longer

now that i killed her

The Holder of PMS

Part of the 1926 Investigation

FOUND ONLINE BY AN UNKNOWN SOURCE:

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agirl

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1926

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i cant

do this

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listen

when you're in love

with a beautiful girl

one day

the holder of puns will pms will pay you a visit

and then you will learn

how

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will

learn

do anything

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oh no

hide

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run

please

on other days

it'll be okay

but when the holder of pms is here

you'll know it

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know

The Holder of Domestic Violence

Part of the 1926 Investigation

FOUND IN THE COMMENTS SECTION OF A POPULAR ONLINE SERVICE:

Shelly_grl60153

Member Since: September 13, 2007

I need your help.

I got married to a handsome man. His name is Jake. He was great. We had everything. One day, though, we were fighting. He got really angry. I got really angry. He shouted something at me. I don't remember specifically what it was, but he called me "Number 1926".

I stood there, looking confused and mad. And then he went off.

Fists started flying. I tried to run into a corner but he was too powerful. He smacked me across the face. He took off his belt and whipped me. He strangled me until I could barely breathe anymore. He abused me sexually to the point of sadistic rape.

It was horrible. I wanted to leave him forever at that point, but he took out a gun and held it to my head, and said, "I can't lose another Object."

Please, tell me. What is he talking about? Is he just insane? Why am I 1926? What are these Objects? I need to know.