Nikita: I've got some stuff, let's try it on.
Pavel: Nikita??? What is all of this stuff!?
*Clap your hands together*
Nikita: Our disguises!
Pavel: I'm kind of liking these glasses, actually.
Nikita: You can't stop there! You need to try on all the other stuff!
Pavel: This stuff is... um...
Nikita: I got anything that might make us look different!
Pavel: Well, how about you try it on!
Nikita: We look exactly the same, it doesn't matter which one of us tries it on, haha! And... you're already doing it so, just keep going.
*Pavel rolls his eyes*
Pavel: Well, alright.
*Nod a few times*
Nikita: Alright, cool, let's see it then.
Pavel: My eyes are so dark... Brown eye contacts... I don't even think this will help.
Nikita: Yeah, but maybe we use another item plus the brown eye contacts. What's next?
Pavel: An eye patch!? I'm not a pirate!
Nikita: I mean... we're trying to look like other people, right?
*Pavel gives a strange look*
Pavel: I guess...?
Nikita: There are still several items, right?
Pavel: This fedora reminds me of the mobster hats, it's kind of cool.
Nikita... there's a fake tattoo in here, isn't that a bit much?
*Try your best to contain your laughter*
Nikita: You can't quit now, just keep going!
Pavel: This is just creepy; I can't even recognize myself.
Nikita: How perfect!
Pavel: You know I hate beards... this is terrible!
Nikita: It's not... completely terrible. Only mostly terrible.
*Smile*
Pavel: A monocle!? Are you joking?
Nikita: That might be my favorite one! Wow, that is just... spectacular!
Pavel: I feel... so ancient. Nope. There's a 0% chance I'm wearing this.
Nikita: Alright, alright, alright, fine, but there's still one last item to try on.
Pavel: A blindfold... No one will know who I am... and I won't know who anyone else is either! How useful, brother!
*Your eyes light up*
Nikita: Hahahaha! Okay, but on a serious note, I'm getting that hat!
Pavel: These shades are calling to me. You know, when you said disguises, for a moment I thought you were actually serious.
Nikita: I was, but then I saw this place's selection and decided to just have fun!
How about a monocle on one eye, and a patch on the other?
Pavel: And then glasses on top of that?
Nikita: Don't stop there, we'll take the blindfold too.
Pavel: Hahaha! Are we seriously doing this?
Nikita: Do I look like I'm joking, brother?
Pavel: Honestly, yes, haha.
Nikita: Well... I am, but I'm also not. I do think we need to change our look.
Pavel: Yeah, I agree.
Nikita: Basically, some of these wouldn't actually help us due to their rarity.
Pavel: Yeah, we would stick out quite a bit...
Nikita: Alright, let's get the hat and the glasses.
Pavel: Yep... and I was thinking... I think we should get a car.
Nikita: Yeah, we should get a new one.
Pavel: I'll get one. I'll handle it, don't worry.