Object 1608: The Holder of Zero
Many suspect it. Few now of it. Many seek it unconsciously. None find it.
All stores have a beginning, and all beginnings have an end.
The quest is the middle, but when time loops into infinity, as often it has, indeed, must, when Lorenz collapses and his grand engines of the cosmos fall back into the Eater of All Things, when Thanatos reigns atop his weird citadel, when the limit is exceeded, when the forgotten path forges itself, when all probabilities equal one, in that first moment, where the smallest dot burns with the force of a million suns...
It will be there.
This is the story of the first Object. For, you see, once, long ago, they were together.
They were one.
In the final moments of the coalescence, in any city, head to the center. There, you will find a single point of brilliant light. Nobody else will seem to see it. You are Chosen. You will, without wanting to, perhaps screaming in your mind not to reach out, touch it, and that touch will shift it, the keystone.
Space will shift. Time will crumble.
Before you will stand a singular man-who-is-not.
Before you will stand Jack Empty.
Before you will stand Yochanan.
You will have no time to think, only to grab the sword that floats before you, and fight for your life. You must never look him in the eyes. By doing so, not only will you be lost, so too shall the world at large.
This is his goal. This has always been his goal. Never look him in the eye.
Your skills with the sword shall not be enough to defeat him, indeed, they shall not even be enough to hold him, but by the time he is ready to strike the final blow, the Coalescence will have ended. This is your one and only chance, because for these last seconds, you are no longer just a Seeker.
No longer just a human. No longer flawed and imperfect.
You are more. You are everything, everybody, every name, every second, every iota of what it is to be alive.
You are Humanity. The Face of the Gestalt. But more...
You are every object there ever was. Every Object.
In this instant, you must strike back, or all will be lost. This is no longer about you, Seeker. It never was. You may have thought it was, but it was not so.
Draw the Sword of the White King. Draw it from the ribs of your adversary. And then...
Strike. Back.
If you fail, our reward shall be nirvana. We shall finally be granted Oblivion, what we have sought since time immemorial.
If I succeed, then what?
Then, Human, I will look at you, one last time, eyes full of fury and hatred, and my own emptiness will eat me from within, as it has done so many times before. But know this: One day, I shall succeed. Our will shall be done.
I watched as he, it, faded away, into oblivion. It was the last time I would ever see Empty. I was sure of it. I looked around and saw I was on a featureless gray plain, that extended in all directions. Ultima Gray. I had read about it. It's what exists after the end of all things. Before me was a vast tower of stone, just as dead as the world around me.
I began to climb.
Up I went, for what seemed like hours, days, even weeks. But time had no meaning here, and so I continued onward, never stopping, never slowing, never dropping the Sword of the White King.
Finally, after millennia, I reached the top. At the center was a stone dais. Its purpose was obvious. I walked over and drove the sword in.
And...
The sky...
I watched as the last stars were torn to shreds, as space and time evaporated, falling apart into a sea of chaos. This is what the Prime had wrought. This is what happened when you brought them together.
They must never be brought together...
But they had.
I stood there for a long time, contemplating the scene before me. An idea began to stir in the depths of my mind. I was the Object now. I was Seeker and Holder, two beings made one and more. I was Everything in a sea of Nothing, one in a zero, an Alpha and Omega, a void and the infinite.
I was... Could it be...?
I raised my hand, holding it to the gray plains before me, and willed them to move. They did. I looked at my hand, and at last understood. If there is one thing a universe must never have, it is a Creator, for the Creator would have to be greater than the universe itself.
If I was alive, there would be no world.
If there was to be a world, I must die.
Godhood is pointless if you're alone.
I picked up the Sword of the White King, of the first god, and spoke four words.
"Let there be light."
Then, I stabbed myself through the heart. Above me, the sky exploded in not one, but millions of beings, light crashed down onto the plain, and it howled in fear and pain and rage and the ground burned. As I fractured, I dimly felt myself being slowly pulled to a single world. And then, all thought ceased.
"That is why they must never be brought together, Seeker," said the Holder of the End.
"But wait...," you said. "How could you know all of that? Who are you, Holder?"
"Who do you think?" it asked. You looked closely, and in the details of a face warped by madness, you saw your own.
The Holder of the End is actually Object 0 over ∞, he has seen it all, knows it is happening again, but can no longer stop it.
Object 1618: The Holder of Knowing
In any city, in any country, step outside of your
house. If you have no place of residence, fear not, for you may simply step outside onto any nearby street and begin to walk. Make sure to carefully observe all around you, for without seeing you can never Know. Note the color of the sky and the patterns on the ground; nothing must escape your view for everything is important.
After a while, you will notice that something is amiss, that all is not right. Maybe the concrete is slightly too black, or the sun is slightly too large, but ultimately the world has ceased to fit seamlessly together. Those whose minds remain undisturbed may continue, but those whose minds begin to ripple as water disturbed by a slight breeze must turn back or they will ultimately be torn apart in the tempest, for this is but the beginning.
The more you see the more you will realize that this world is flawed, though the Illusion of smooth reality returns at the slightest distraction. Quickly you begin to wonder why this Illusion exists; indeed, the more the cracks spread the more you wonder how it is that no one questions the purpose or existence of the world they have immersed themselves in.
And this is where you must see everything, where your ability to notice the smallest details will be most taxed. Fleetingly, within one of those cracks, you will catch a glimpse of something, something that is inconceivable, something that cannot possibly be true. Reach into that crack, and grasp what you have perceived. Pull it into view, into your world. The effort will be immense as the world itself rejects that which cannot happen and resists that which cannot exist. But if you have truly seen through the Illusion, you will Know how to fit this thing into the cracks of the Illusion and bring it into the light.
Out of that crack will come a small trinket hanging from a chain. The chain looks to be made from some sort of plain white material, but the closer you look the more you see that it is actually a rainbow of colors shifting in and out of view. The chain seems long enough to hang around a person's neck, but the most eye-catching portion is the Object on the chain. You cannot quite tell what it is, but you examine it all over in an attempt to discern what it is. Its slightly golden sheen seems incomplete, as though the Object has been tampered with, yet the more you focus on the Object, the less you can Know about it, and that is when it happens. You jerk your eye off the trinket, and notice that the Illusion is gone. You can see the world in all its harsh reality, a dark and cracked thing filled with vapid souls blissfully tripping through holes in reality never to be seen again. And right next to you stands a man in gray, calmly watching you examine the Object.
He walks up and speaks to you, "Hello, Seeker. I see you managed to retrieve the Object hidden within everything. This one is my favorite of them all since it was the only one I had a hand in creating. Of course, He didn't know until I stole it and hide it between the Void and our world. But that is a story for another time, as I'm sure you're wondering who exactly I am. Well, first of all, shouldn't you be wondering how you found this account? I mean, someone had to know how to find all of the Objects in the first place. Not to mention that all of these directions are written so conveniently. Well, there's your answer. I am the One who Knows. I put all the details together, I set up the big Illusion that sets Seekers out on the quest to find the Objects, I am the one who wants the Objects brought together. Didn't you ever wonder why the Objects couldn't ever be brought together? Well, the secret lies with this one, the one that I corrupted, this one is the catalyst, the connection, the Golden Object."
All it really does is exist, though it was never meant to. But now you Know, and Knowing only breeds more questions. To those who are reading this story, maybe you Know a little more, just enough to begin asking the right questions.
The Golden Object is Object 1618 of 2538. Now you Know.
Object 1648: The Holder of Space-Time
In any city, in any country, go to any hospital's front desk. Stare at the worker for about 2 to 3 minutes, then say, "I seek the Holder of Space-Time". This will set time back ten minutes. You will find yourself in a dark corridor with no escape. Walk down the corridor quietly. Loud noises will summon creatures of unspeakable evil. There is no escape from the creatures, they kill by existing.
Continue walking until you reach a door. Should the door be red, it is a portal to hell. Black is to the Holder. In front of the Holder is a black hole. Should the Holder turn around, you will be sucked into the black hole. Ask the Holder, "Do I create it?" The Holder will not reply. Walk up to him and touch his shoulders. Say, "I have suffered too." You must say this and mean it, for the Holder has lost his loved ones. He will offer you a metal pipe, do not accept it.
When the pipe is denied, you will feel extreme agony. Do not show any sign of it or you will die a slow horrible death. If you survived the agony somehow, the Holder will tell you to jump into the black hole. Do so (black holes warp space and time). Close your eyes when you enter the black hole, or the Holder will punish you with eternal agony. When you feel warmth, you can open your eyes again. You will be back in the hospital and a black hole bomb will be in your hands.
The bomb is Object 1648 of 2538. Use it wisely.