Pavel: I didn't realize getting a job would be so difficult.

Nikita: Remember when I told you I had an idea...

Pavel: Yeah, you said you knew how to find a job, right?

Nikita: Well, it involves a little bit of... deception.

Pavel: Hmmmm, oh Nikita, always scheming, let's hear it.

Nikita: Hah, yeah, you know me well.

Pavel: So, what exactly are you saying?

Nikita: I think we need to show the boss of whichever job we want to get that we would love the job, that's step 1.

Pavel: Outwork our competition, that's pretty standard stuff though... right?

Nikita: Outwork is an understatement... We will work twice as much as everyone else.

Pavel: You want to assume one identity? You want to be the same person?

Nikita: I know... it sounds crazy, but if we are one person... theoretically, we can be twice the employee anyone else can be.

Pavel: Hahahaha, Niki... YOU'RE A GENIUS! That's awesome!

Nikita: Haha, alright, well thanks! So, you think it'll work?

Pavel: I think employers will not turn down someone willing to work twice as much as everyone else.

There's no way an employer would turn down someone willing to work twice as much as everyone else!

My brother was right, my plan worked very well... We got the very next job we interviewed for.

Nikita: Yeah, I think we will be hired, but then we will need to swap every day at work.

Pavel: At the end of the first shift, we will switch places.

Nikita: We need to find a place that is open for at least 16 hours per day, then we can split the day into two pieces.